A woman and her chihuahau
July 13, 2009

A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, “Whoa, I don’t remember eating that!

Who can say this sentence?
April 20, 2009

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.

The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative enough.

Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.