Plastic Surgery?

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.

The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?

Just rub toilet paper between them.

Startled the lady asks, “How does that make them bigger?

I don’t know, but it worked for your ass.

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