I didnt get any money this time

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?

My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.

Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.

Then in September,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90,000.

Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.

And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.

Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.

Then this month,” continued, the friend, “absolutely nothing!

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